Dooooh!!!

What a laugh I had today. I joined my best friend Erika this afternoon to go on a girly shopping spree downtown. By the time I got to the shopping area she was already in H&M terribly preoccupied because "there was not one rag in the bloody store designed for her body". We continued our quest to find drop-dead sexy outfits for this hen night we are both going to on Thursday. When the mission was successfully completed we went to collect Erika's bike from a street nearby, however, the bike was gone when we arrived.

There was a bit of panicky running around, asking shop assistants if they had seen anything through their shop windows, but naturally, no one had seen anything suspicious. One guy suggested we went straight to the police station as there was a CCTV camera installed right across the street from where the bike was supposed to be. That's what we did, went down to the police station and Erika filed a report "against an unknown criminal for theft".

When that was done the policeman called a department where they could re-wind the CCTV recording and asked them to watch the bit between 11:30 and 12:30 - the time when the bike must have been stolen. We heard the policeman repeating what his colleague told him on the phone: "yes, 11:32, blond lady with grey bag arrives and locks bike" (Erika). "11:34 blond lady goes into shoe shop." "11:47 same blond lady leaves shoe shop, unlocks bike and rides away towards H&M".

There was a loud DOOOOH. Then Erika went red as a tomato. The rest was laughter, blonde jokes from the policemen and apologies from my worryingly forgetful friend... We giggled all the way back to H&M where the bike was patiently waiting. The report against the unknown criminal was promptly withdrawn.

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